Who says that Chelsea Handler's show is not educational? Tonight she shared this late breaking news. The Maine State Senate has agreed to allow them one-armed residents to carry switchblades. According to news service Reuters this will "eliminate a need for one-armed people to be forced to open folding knives with their teeth in emergencies". The knives will, however, be limited to a blade three inches or shorter, in keeping with a federal flick knife law which delightfully "allows their use by a person with one arm only on federal property if the blade is shorter than three inches". You can read the full story here.
Thank you Chelsea Handler for sharing this useless tidbit of news.
2 comments:
I know I was worried about this.
yeah. thanks blondie.
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