My brother forward me a link to this site, TFLN (for short). If you have a few minutes and want a good laugh, check it out textsfromlastnight.
Here is a sampling of what you will find:
(563): i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
(732): So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
(301): She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
(301): but she's really nice